Brochure of Disclaimer

Disclaimer for the Merely Slightly-Slightly-Extremely Important Merch Committee

Warning: This brochure is not for the faint of heart or the easily confused. Proceed with caution, as the contents within may cause excessive eye-rolling, spontaneous laughter, or temporary loss of sanity.

By opening this brochure, you acknowledge that you understand and accept the terms and conditions of the Merely Slightly-Slightly-Extremely Important Merch Committee, including but not limited to:

• I understand that the contents of this brochure are entirely fictional and not actually true, nor should be taken as actual advice or guidance.
• I acknowledge that the Committee is a completely fabricated and utterly powerless entity with no actual authority or influence.
• I accept that the use of bright colors, bold fonts, and excessive use of exclamation points is not intended to be taken seriously, but rather as a form of performance art.

By continuing, you also accept that you are not, in fact, reading a real brochure, but rather a satirical construct designed to confuse and bemuse.

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