Champion Sports Drinking Est. 2025

Welcome to the official merchandise store of the most esteemed drinking establishment in all of Neo-Brutalism.

Get your hands on our limited edition, hand-illustrated Champion Sports Drinking Est. 2025 t-shirts, designed specifically for the discerning adult with a penchant for the absurd.

Choose from our selection of:

Level 1: The Novice
Level 2: The Apprentice
Level 3: The Master
Level 4: The Champion

Buy The Novice Buy The Apprentice Buy The Master Buy The Champion

Note: The "Buy" links are actually just for entertainment purposes and don't actually work. The real "buy" links are the ones on the subpaths, like "/merchandise/champion-sports-drinking-est-2025-tshirts/level-1".