Artistes United: Because Who Needs Money?

Join the union and get access to:

• Overpriced health insurance
• A union-mandated 3-day workweek (no weekends, because who needs those?)
• A 10% commission on all art sales (because 10% isn't enough)

But wait, there's more! As a member of Artistes United, you'll also get:

• A 20% discount on all craft beer purchases
• A complimentary subscription to our exclusive, hand-curated list of art supply stores that will never, ever, under any circumstances, have a sale
• A free membership to our Artistes-Only book club (where we read books about art)

And don't forget to check out our:

• Art Supply Co-op: Because Who Needs Amazon?
• The Artistes' Guide to Adulting: A Self-Help Book

Join now and start living the life of a true artiste!