Artistes United: Because Who Needs Money?
Join the union and get access to:
- Overpriced health insurance
- A union-mandated 3-day workweek (no weekends, because who needs those?)
- A 10% commission on all art sales (because 10% isn't enough)
But wait, there's more! As a member of Artistes United, you'll also get:
- A 20% discount on all craft beer purchases
- A complimentary subscription to our exclusive, hand-curated list of art supply stores that will never, ever, under any circumstances, have a sale
- A free membership to our Artistes-Only book club (where we read books about art)
And don't forget to check out our:
- Art Supply Co-op: Because Who Needs Amazon?
- The Artistes' Guide to Adulting: A Self-Help Book
More Benefits
Artistes-Only Book Club
The Artistes' Guide to Adulting: A Self-Help Book
Join now and start living the life of a true artiste!