Welcome to the Artiste Union
We, the Artiste Union, are a collective of highly skilled, highly caffeinated artists who have had it up to here (our eyeballs) with the current merit system.
Join the fight against the soul-sucking drudgery of bureaucratic red tape and join us in our quest for creative freedom!
Sign up now and receive a FREE copy of our exclusive Artiste Union t-shirt, featuring a bold, graphic design that says "I'd rather be a failure than a cog in the machine."
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our chapter on "The Time I Tried to Draw a Mustache on a Cactus."
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