Join the Artistes' Union and reap the rewards of our merit system!
As a member, you'll enjoy:
- Free studio space with a view of the city dump
- A 50% discount on all art supplies (excluding paint thinner)
- Complimentary therapy sessions with our on-site shrink
- A 4/10 chance of getting your art displayed in the break room
Don't wait any longer! Apply now and start living the life of a true artiste!
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