Merit Starving Artiste Advanced
Because, apparently, being talented isn't enough.
We've got an Artiste's Guide to Merit that'll help you navigate this treacherous landscape:
- Merit Starving Artiste Expectations
- Solutions for the Merit Starving Artiste
- The Merit Starving Artiste Revolution
Artistes Unite on Social Media!
Because what's the point of having talent if you can't show off about it online?
Social Media Tips for the Aspiring Artiste
Merit Starving Artiste Expectations
Expectations are everything.
- Expect to be constantly disappointed
- Expect to be told you're 'just not talented enough'
- Expect to starve
Solutions for the Merit Starving Artiste
We've got some 'solutions' for you:
- The Merit Starving Artiste Revolution
- Give up on your dreams and become an accountant.
- Start a Patreon account (just kidding, those don't work)
The Merit Starving Artiste Revolution
Join us, and together, we shall starve no more!
Revolutionary Artiste Syllabus
Revolutionary Artiste Syllabus
Learn how to overthrow the oppressive meritocracy of art funding:
- Chapter 1: How to make a decent cup of coffee while starving
- Chapter 2: The Art of Pretending to be Productive while Actually Doing Nothing
- Chapter 3: Advanced Techniques for Ignoring Your Bank Account
Revolutionary Artiste Syllabus: Appendices
A collection of extra material that didn't fit anywhere else:
- Appendix A: A list of art supplies that will never be funded
- Appendix B: How to make a decent 'artistic' excuse for not paying your rent