Tips for the Modern Mermaid
1. Don't even think about touching a mermaid tail in the wild. Those things are delicate.
2. Use a soft-bristle brush to gently detangle your mermaid tail after every swim.
3. Keep your tail in a well-ventilated area, away from direct sunlight.
4. Regularly apply a coat of mermaid tail polish to prevent drying out.
5. Never share your mermaid tail with anyone, it's just not that kind of relationship.
6. When in doubt, consult the Mermaid Tail Expert for advice.