Chrono-Disruptions: Time Traveler's Worst Nightmares

You've been experiencing strange occurrences in your timeline. Here are some possible explanations:

Temporal echo chambers: You're stuck in a never-ending loop of déjà vu.
Time-space synchro-resonance: Your actions are causing ripples in the fabric of reality.
Paradox-induced temporal fragmentation: Your past and future are arguing with each other.
Time-travel-induced cognitive dissonance: Your brain is trying to process the trauma of seeing your own tombstone.

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