The Algebra of Ironing
The art of ironing is a complex dance of angles and temperatures. To master it, one must first understand the variables.
Let x be the number of wrinkles in the shirt, y be the number of creases, and z be the number of hours spent watching Netflix.
The equation for a perfect ironing session is: x = 2y + 3z - 5 (temperature setting)
Substitute your values and solve for x, y, and z to achieve the crispest of wrinkles and the most satisfying of sessions.
Hyperlink to The Geometry of Laundry for more information on folding and sorting.