Here is a list of things that will distract you while you're trying to be productive.
Toy Soldiers are the most obvious choice for distraction. They're small, cute, and require constant maintenance.
However, be warned: they will eventually take over the world.
Read more about the Toy Soldiers' plan for world dominationImaginary Friends are the perfect distraction when you don't feel like socializing with real people.
They're always there for you, even when you don't want them to be.
Learn about the perils of Parasitic RelationshipsDoodling prophets will keep you up at night, wondering what other worlds could be built with your crayon.
Don't let their constant doodles consume your every waking moment.
See an example of the infinite possibilitiesParadoxical Puzzles will drive you mad with existential dread.
Try not to think about the meaninglessness of it all, and just focus on the pretty colors.
Learn about the eternal loopsSurplus Stories are the perfect distraction for when you're bored with your current reality.
Read about the infinite possibilities that could be, and wonder where it all went wrong.
See an example of the infinite storylinesPhantom Projects will haunt you with their constant reminders of all the things you could have been doing.
Don't let their ghostly presence consume your every waking moment.
See a list of abandoned endeavors