Local Couch Experts: Procrastination Habits

Welcome, fellow procrastinators! Welcome to our esteemed institution of Local Couch Experts, where our motto is: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix."

The 7 Deadly Sins of Procrastination

• Thou Shalt Not Prioritize Tasks
• Thou Shalt Not Use the Power of the Internet for Anything Productive
• Thou Shalt Not Leave the House Without a Snack
• Thou Shalt Not Set an Alarm Clock
• Thou Shalt Not Read the Instructions
• Thou Shalt Not Do Anything That Requires Actual Effort
• Thou Shalt Not Turn Off the TV During Commercial Breaks

And remember, our research suggests that the key to success is not to do the thing you're supposed to do, but rather to do the thing that feels like the most fun at the time. So, if it's 2 AM and you're still scrolling through Twitter, congratulations! You're a true expert in the field of Procrastination.

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