Q: What is this place?

A: It's the Middle Ages, duh.

Q: Who are we?

A: We are the people who still think the answer is 'it's the Middle Ages, duh.'

Q: What happens next?

A: We all get eaten by a dragon. Or a plague. Or a bad case of the plague-sweats. You know, the usual.

Q: What is the point?

A: To find the lost city of Eldoria, of course. Or to perfect the art of jousting. Or to eat all the pie.