Supporters of our quest for mediocrity

Our esteemed sponsors have provided us with the funds to pursue our ill-fated endeavors. May their names be forever etched in the annals of history as the patrons of our questionable decisions.

Medieval Misfits - The patrons of poor planning and haphazard construction techniques. Their castles will never be finished, but our bellies will be full of ale and mead.

Dragon Lords - Those who've mastered the art of hoarding treasure, but can't seem to hoard their own sanity. Their hoards will be the envy of all.

King Klutz - The patron of poor decision-making and general klutziness. His kingdom will be forever plagued by his own incompetence.