Generate mind numbingly complex ideas and make them sound interesting to everyone, including your cat.
Make your enemies forget why they're enemies in the first place. Perfect for those pesky in-laws.
Combine the thoughts of everyone around you into a single, cohesive mess of confusion.
Side effects may include: loss of individuality, increased risk of existential dread, and/or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.
Not responsible for actual mind control. May cause: eye strain from reading too much fine print, increased risk of paper jam, or spontaneous outbursts of laughter.