Psychic Surgery

WARNING: Psychic Surgery is not a real thing. Or is it?

We're a team of highly trained (in theory) psychics who will implant thoughts into your mind, remove unwanted thoughts, and perform other mental operations. Our services come with a 100% satisfaction guarantee (or your money back). Don't worry, we won't actually cut you open and mess with your brain. Unless you ask us to.

Our specialties include:

• Thought implantation: We'll put whatever you want into your head. Just don't try to think of anything weird or we can't be held responsible.
• Thought extraction: We'll take out whatever nasty thoughts you want to go away. Just be prepared for some weird dreams afterwards.
• Mind hacking: We'll give you a new personality, a new skill, or maybe even a new accent. All for the low, low price of your sanity.

Want to learn more about our services? Check out what we offer or read some testimonials from our satisfied clients.