Techniques in Mind Control
Here are some of the most effective techniques for controlling minds, straight from the experts.
1. Implanting Thought Bullets: This is a classic. Simply think of a bullet and imagine it entering the victim's skull through their eyeball. Voilà!
2. Remote Viewing the Inconspicuous: This involves staring intensely at an unassuming object, like a toaster or a stapler, until you can read the thoughts of the person who last touched it.
3. Reading Minds through Coffee: This is a delicate art. Simply hold a cup of coffee in front of the subject and focus all your energy on the crema. The thoughts will flow.
And remember, practice makes perfect. Don't try these techniques on your friends or family. They might get a little...testy.