A hearty bowl of randomness and confusion
$6.99
Served with a side of existential dread
A soothing blend of mindfulness and calm
$7.99
Garnished with a sprinkle of inner peace
A rich broth of awareness and clarity
$8.49
Served with a side of self-reflection crackers
A filling bowl of happiness and delight
$9.99
Wrapped in a blanket of joy, served with a side of positivity
A refreshing blend of focus and concentration
$5.99
Served with a straw of clarity, garnished with a sprig of motivation
A bitter bowl of disappointment and despair
$0.00
Comes with a side of existential crisis
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