Congratulations! You have reached the advanced level of Forest Flooring, where the trees are so tall, the roots are so deep, and the squirrels are so judgmental.
Here's your next challenge: Level 4: Tree Root Psychology or take a break and visit our Treerunner Caffeine for some much-needed fuel.
- Identify 10 different types of tree roots without asking Google.
- Recite the entire script of "The Tree Who Came to Stay prophets" from memory.
- Complete a 10K run through the forest without tripping over your own feet.
- A decent pair of hiking boots (no Crocs, sorry).
- A camera that can capture 360-degree panoramic photos of your feet.
- A copy of "The Forest Floorer's Guide to Not Getting Lost" by Dr. S. Squirrel,_goals.
We are not responsible for any accidents, injuries, or existential crises that may occur during or after completion of this course. Please, for the love of all things forest, don't try to climb the trees.
Good luck, Forest Floorers!