Forest Flooring: The Art of Leaf Sitting

Welcome to the world of Forest Flooring, where the art of Leaf Sitting is taken very seriously. Our expert instructors will guide you through the ancient rituals of sitting on leaves, from the delicate balance of branch-to-branch ratios to the subtle nuances of leaf-leaf interaction.

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Warning: Prolonged Leaf Sitting may cause:

Exhaustion of branch-related muscle groups
Temporary loss of motor function due to leaf-induced drowsiness
Increased risk of leaf-related injury (e.g., leaf-poke, leaf-snip, leaf-entanglement)