Meditation Cave FAQ

Welcome, seekers of inner peace. We're glad you asked.

What to Expect in the Meditation Cave

• We'll try to ignore you for at least 30 minutes, but no promises.
• You'll likely forget what day it is, and what day you're supposed to do.
• We have a 99.9% chance of running out of free-range vegan snacks.

What to Bring

• Your favorite meditation cushion (or a pillow, or a beanbag, we won't judge).
• Your most uncomfortable shoes. We like a little suffering.
• A water bottle with a label that says "not for drinking" (just in case).

Don't forget to bring a sense of humor, or at least a healthy sense of irony.

What Not to Do

• Don't try to meditate with our resident cat, Mr. Whiskers. He's a bit of a grump.
• Don't attempt to "reorganize" our carefully curated space with your 'expert' interior design skills.
• Don't even think about trying to "accidentally" turn off the Wi-Fi. We know it's a tempting thought.

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