Level 3: The Art of Not Caring (Much)

In this advanced workshop, you will learn to transcend the petty concerns of the universe and find inner peace amidst the chaos.

You will also discover the art of making eye contact with a toaster, and how to turn your enemies into tiny, adorable puppies. Continue to Level 4: The Joy of Not Caring (About Anyone)

Techniques for Advanced Non-Attachment Certification in Non-Existential Nihilism Advanced Practitioners of Not Caring