Ministry of Unconventional Requests
Where the absurd, the bizarre, and the utterly useless come to play.
Recent Requests:
- Request 123: "I want to know the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail"
- Request 456: "Can you tell me the average lifespan of a well-fed, happy narwhal?"
- Request 789: "I demand a map of the world, but only in hexadecimal color coding"
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