Meet the Experts

Astrid Ironfist, Time Management Guru

Astrid has spent decades honing the art of procrastination and delegating tasks to underlings.

Lord Bureaucracy, Efficiency Expert

Lord Bureaucracy has mastered the art of creating complex forms and paperwork.

Dr. Mindnum, Mental Health Specialist

Dr. Mindnum is an expert in the field of anxiety, stress, and existential dread.

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