Minutes of Never-Fulfilled Promises

This page is a testament to the promises that have been left to wither and die on the vine.

Years of Regret Months of Missed Opportunities

Some Notable Entries:

2018: "I'll learn to play the harmonica"
2020: "I'll start a podcast about nothing"
2025: "I'll run a successful social media campaign for my cat"
2027: "I'll learn to cook ramen noodles without burning them"