Minutes of the Meeting: Action Item 7 - Pizza Reform

Meeting Attendees: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 3 other people who were too afraid to speak up.

Summary:

1. Action Item 7: Reform the current pizza topping selection to include more artisanal options.
2. Discussion:
• Bob: "I don't get why we need fancy-schmancy toppings. Good ol' pepperoni is all we need."
• Jane: "Actually, Bob, that's exactly the problem. Our current toppings are as dull as your personality." (side-eye)
• Jane continued: "Artisanal is the new bland, and we should be pushing the boundaries of what we consider acceptable pizza toppings."
• Joe: "Can we please just stick with what works? I mean, if it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Decision:

• Action Item 7 approved, but with a caveat: no more pineapple.
• Recommendation: Bob, Jane, and Joe will form a committee to research and recommend new artisanal topping options.
• Next Steps:
• Meet again in 6 months to review progress.
• Send out a company-wide survey to gather input on new topping ideas.

Adjourned at 3:14 PM.

Meet the Committee Members who will be deciding the fate of our future pizza.

Submit your own Artisanal Topping Ideas!