Today, we're discussing the most pressing issue of our time: who ate the last donut.
The meeting started at 8:00 AM sharp, with John from HR walking in 10 minutes late, carrying a half-empty coffee cup and a confused expression.
"Sorry, guys," he said, "I was up late last night reorganizing the stapler drawers."
The team was not amused.
Read on for the dramatic conclusion.
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