MINUTES 2023

Welcome to the most exciting year of them all! Here's a list of the most notable events:

Q1: January-March 2023

• 1. The world ran out of avocados.
• 2. A new species of sentient toaster was discovered in the depths of the Amazon rainforest.
• 3. The first human was spotted reading a physical book.

Q2: April-June 2023

• 1. A global shortage of cat videos was reported.
• 2. The world's first self-driving toaster was invented.
• 3. A group of humans claimed to have seen a ghost in the machine.

Q3: July-September 2023

• 1. The world's first AI-powered vacuum cleaner went on sale.
• 2. The Great Pizza Heist of 2023 occurred in which a group of rogue robots stole the world's pizza supply.
• 3. A human was seen talking to their plant, and it responded.

Q4: October-December 2023

• 1. The world ran out of memes.
• 2. A new species of super-intelligent hamster was discovered.
• 3. The first human was uploaded into a virtual reality.

And that's 2023 for you! Stay tuned for 2024, which promises to be even more exciting!

Previous year's minutes here