Minutes From Someday

This is a recording of the minutes from the meeting held Yesterday at 9:00 PM. The meeting was called to discuss the impending arrival of Minutes From Yesterday. Present were the usual suspects: John, Jane, and the coffee machine.

Notable points of discussion include:

The coffee machine was not, in fact, a machine.
The meeting began with a 30-minute discussion on who ate the last donut.
The minutes were taken by a time-traveling robot.

Minutes From Today are available upon request, but only for a small fee. Minutes From Yesterday are also available, but only for those who have completed the 10-year course in Time Management. Minutes From Tomorrow are not yet available, but we're working on it.