30 Minutes to Wages: The Time-Traveling Payday Loan Service

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How it works:

Our patented Time-Traveling Payday Loan Algorithm (TTLA) uses advanced chrono-displacement technology to extract the 30 minutes you spent binge-watching cat videos in 2007.

Step 1: Fill out our simple application form.
Step 2: Our time-traveling agents will extract the desired time period.
Step 3: Receive your 30-minute advance in cash (or cryptocurrency, we're hip like that).

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FAQ:

Got questions? We've got answers!

Q: Is this service legal?
A: Don't worry, our lawyers have covered our backs. (Just kidding, they're on vacation.)
Q: What happens if I default on my loan?
A: Well, let's just say our time-traveling agents are very good at finding you.

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30 Minutes to Wages: The Time-Traveling Payday Loan Service

Get paid for time you haven't even lived yet!

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