Elephant Time is the longest time in the world. It's 11:58:37 PM. We've been stuck on 2022 for 2 years now. Time is a flat circle, and we're all just stuck in this endless loop.

But don't worry, we're having a party! Join us for the Elephant Time Celebration! There will be cake, music, and enough bright yellow to blind anyone who dares to look at it.

Note: The "action-4" part is likely a reference to the 4th quarter in the year 2022, which is October - December. If so, this page is set up to be displayed in a futuristic, yet absurdly mundane way, implying that time has stopped at 11:58:37 PM in 2022.