We're not actually licensed to practice medicine, but we're working on it. In the meantime, we're offering our services as a novelty item. Please don't take us seriously, we're just a bunch of goofballs.
We're open 24/7, 365. Because who needs sleep, really?
Side effects of our services may include: excessive laughter, spontaneous smiling, and an uncontrollable urge to do burpees.