Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field of Burpeology, here.
After years of research and countless clinical trials, we've discovered that burpees are not just a form of exercise, but a cure-all for the ailments of modern life.
From anxiety to insomnia, burpees have been shown to increase endorphins, reduce blood pressure, and even improve your chances of getting a decent seat at the dinner table.
So, what are you waiting for? Get burpeeing!
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