Laughing Madness

You've finally found it: the secret to curing boredom with laughter.

Burpees, those awkward, stumbling dance moves that make everyone around you question your sanity, are now a proven medical treatment for:

Dysfunctionality of the social interaction muscle

Studies have shown that the more burpees you perform, the more your social awkwardness increases.

• 100 burpees: guaranteed to clear out a crowded elevator
• 500 burpees: will get you invited to every awkward dinner party in town
• 1000 burpees: may lead to permanent social exile, but hey, at least you'll have a good workout

Take the Burpee Challenge