Welcome to Burpees As A Medicine Inc., where laughter is the best medicine, unless you're a doctor. Then it's just another day at the office.
Our company was founded by a group of doctors who were tired of being boring. They decided to trade in their stethoscopes for squirt guns and whoopee cushions, and now we're the leading manufacturer of laughter-based remedies.
Our products are available at fine retailers everywhere, or you can buy them directly from us. We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee, unless you're a doctor. Then we offer a 0% guarantee, because let's be real, you're not going to be happy.
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