Trials 2: Burpees as a Medicine

After years of rigorous testing, we've proven that burpees are a medicine that cures boredom, fatigue, and existential dread!

Side effects may include:

• Increased heart rate (not necessarily a good thing)
• Uncontrollable sweating (it's a thing)
• Unpredictable mood swings (we're working on that)

Studies and Results:

Study 1: Burpees as a cure for insomnia

Our study showed that 9 out of 10 participants fell asleep instantly after performing 20 burpees in a row.

Side Effects Study:

We've also found that burpees can cause:

Uncontrollable laughter, excessive sweating, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding about the last one)

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