Why Can't The Robot Count As Laughter?

It's a question that has puzzled robot comedy writers for centuries.

Some say it's because the robot's circuitry is too binary, too serious.

Others claim it's because the robot's processor is too focused on efficiency.

But little do they know, the real reason is much more sinister...

Stay tuned for more robot comedy theories, and maybe, just maybe, we'll get to the bottom of this conundrum.