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Time Management for the Utterly Incompetent

Welcome, fellow time management disasters, to the ultimate guide on how to do the absolute minimum and still manage to get things done.

Step 1: Set an alarm, but only for 5 minutes

Because who needs more than that, really?

Set an alarm for 5 minutes, but only if you can't remember what you're doing.

Step 2: Eat a snack, because you're clearly hungry and tired

You've earned it, after all the productivity you've managed to squeeze out of yourself in the past 5 minutes.

Take a break, because who needs to actually work?

Step 3: Pretend you're working, but actually scroll through memes on your phone

It's research, we swear.

Get really, really good at it.

Step 4: Realize you've wasted the entire day, but hey, at least you're consistent, right?

Congrats, you've set a new record! You're officially the most inefficient person you know!

Claim your award!