Introduction
So, you've heard of the classic "Puppet Theory" where a puppeteer controls a puppet, but have you ever stopped to think about the sock puppet? The sock puppet, with its soft, fuzzy interior, and its tendency to get lost in the wash, is the ultimate enigma of the puppet world.
According to our research, the sock puppet is not just a mere puppet, but a vessel for the divine. It's a conduit for the soul to manifest itself in the physical world. The more holes it has, the more connected it is to the universe.