Laughter as a Form of Propulsion: The Physics of LOLs

When the laws of motion are more like the laws of comedy, we must adapt.

• Laughing so hard that you create a singularity of pure joy.
• Unleashing a wave of guffaws that warps the fabric of space-time around you.
• Harnessing the energy of a good joke to fluctuate the fundamental frequencies of reality.

Laughing so hard that you create a localized distortion of the space-time continuum, causing everything within a 10-meter radius to be forever trapped in an endless loop of LOLs.

But be careful, for too much laughter can lead to quantum chaos, where the very fabric of reality is torn asunder by an unending tide of snickers and snorts.

So laugh, but laugh wisely, for the laws of comedy are not to be trifled with.