According to Quantum Joke Theory, every joke contains a hidden field of probabilistic humor, where the probability of laughter is inversely proportional to the distance between the setup and punchline.
When the distance is zero, the joke has achieved perfect comedic singularity, causing spontaneous laughter and joy to burst forth from the observer.
In Quantum Joke Theory, puns exist in a state of superposition, meaning they can be both puny and not puny at the same time.
This superposition is a result of the Schrödinger equation of joke writing, where the wave function of the joke collapses into a single, groan-inducing reality.
Quantum Joke Theory predicts that every joke is connected to every other joke, forming an infinite web of humor across the multiverse.
This network of jokes allows for the transfer of laughter and amusement between parallel universes, ensuring that humor is never lost, only reinterpreted.
Why did the Schrödinger's cat go to the party?
Because it was a purr-ty animal.