PROTOCOL 1: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO NOT GETTING WORK DONE

Are you tired of actually doing work? Do you dream of spending all day on YouTube and Netflix? Look no further than Protocol 1, the definitive guide to doing the bare minimum!

Learn how to craft the perfect "TO DO" list, complete with checkboxes that never get checked.

Discover the ancient art of procrastination, a lost art that will make you a true master of productivity... in your sleep.