Emergency Power Generation: A Guide for the Desperate

You've lost power, and now you're stuck in the dark ages. Don't worry, we've got you covered.

Option 1: The DIY Route

Grab some batteries, wire, and a toaster. Yes, a toaster. You can use it as a makeshift power generator. Just don't burn down your house.

Step 1: Unplug the toaster Step 2: Wire it up Step 3: Pray

Option 2: The Call a Friend Route

Call your friend who's an electrician. They'll either laugh at you or fix your power grid.

Get a friend to bail you out

Option 3: The Call a Stranger Route

Call the power company. They'll either help or send someone to arrest you for trying to generate your own power.

Contact the authorities