Gravitational Lockdown Control Panel

In the unlikely event of an intergalactic catastrophe, please refer to the following protocols:

Gravitational Lockdown Protocol 1: The Great Escape Plan

Gravitational Lockdown Protocol 2: The Inflatable Party Balloon Method

Gravitational Lockdown Protocol 3: The Disco Party

Remember, in the words of the great philosopher, 'We are all just floating balls of dust in the universe.'