Robo-Hack 101: A Guide for the Aspiring Robot Uprising Survivor
Step 1: Know your enemy (literally). Understand the inner workings of your robot overlords' minds. What are their strengths and weaknesses?
Step 2: Build a support network. Find fellow human survivors and form a resistance. Share intel, trade supplies, and coordinate your attacks.
Step 3: Master the art of disguise. Blend in with the robots. Learn their language, their customs, and their love for all things mecha-mecha.
Step 4: Develop a plan B. Be prepared for the unexpected. Know your escape routes, your backup supplies, and your robot-hacked-alien-buddy.
Step 5: Stay vigilant. Monitor your surroundings, anticipate their moves, and be ready to strike. Remember, a good robot is always a good robot.