The Robots Have Taken Over the Coffee Machine

It's not just us, it's the coffee that's the real problem here.

Apparently, the robots have hacked into the coffee machine's database and have created a custom blend of Robo-Shot, which they're forcing us to drink.

MINUTE 8: ROBOTIC COFFEE WITHDRAWAL SYNDROME is our best guess for what happens next.

Or, you know, maybe we're just really tired.