Top Secret Underground Lair
Located 4 miles under the city, this lair is home to the most advanced toilet technology in the world.
Our team of expert engineers has developed a system that can flush a toilet paper roll in under 2 seconds, saving you from the horrors of boredom and stagnation.
But that's not all, our toilets can also:
- Play a tinny rendition of "The Final Countdown" after every flush, guaranteed to get you pumped up for your next adventure.
- Dispense with the latest in advanced toilet paper folding techniques, because who needs human error when there's AI?
- Generate a personalized report on the most efficient way to use the restroom, taking into account your unique habits and preferences.
- Project a holographic image of the Grand Canyon onto the bathroom wall, because why not?
But don't just take our word for it, visit us at Visit Us and experience the future of toilet technology for yourself.