Emergency Snack Strategic Ambush Tactics

In the event of a hostile takeover, remember: snacks are key.

Categorize and store emergency snacks by color:

• Rainbow (color-coded and ready to go)
• Salad (the classic, never goes wrong)
• Sushi (for those fancy, high-stakes situations)

Don't get caught off guard. Prepare now.

Remember to always have a Plan C (or a Plan F).

Side Effects

Side effects may include:

• Excessive happiness
• Uncontrollable urges to sing and dance
• Increased productivity (due to snacking)

Disclaimer

Consult a medical professional before using these tactics. Or don't.