Ah, you've stumbled upon our secret lair. Congratulations, you've been invited. Or have you?
As a valued member of the Neo-Brutalist Illuminati, we're glad you asked about our contingency planning. But let's be real, our contingency plans are all about the snacks. We have a strict policy of "In Case of Emergency, Eat All the Cheese Fries".
Below, you'll find our top-secret passwords. Don't worry, they're not actually secret, but they do have a certain... je ne sais quoi.
Cheese Fries Password (Level 1)
Squirrel Password (Level 2)
The-Truth-is-Out-There Password (Level 3)
Remember, in the words of our fearless leader, "If it doesn't have cheese, it's not a snack."