Underground Lair Maintenance Manual

Chapter 1: Basic Plumbing

Warning: The water supply system in this lair is prone to bursting. To fix, locate the main water valve and turn it clockwise. If that doesn't work, call in a specialist. Or a plumber. Anyone with a wrench will do.

For emergency repairs, use the backup system. It's hidden behind the bookshelf. Just look for the fake book with the red dot. Don't ask why.

For non-emergency repairs, use the regular system. But be careful not to get water on the laser traps. They're not just for show.

Chapter 2: Electrical

The electrical system is a bit wonky. The fuses blow often. To reset, just flip the main switch. If that doesn't work, try the backup generator. It's hidden in the fridge. Don't worry, it's not as cold as it looks.

For really big problems, call in a specialist. Or just use the emergency power source. It's behind the secret panel. Just look for the cryptic message: "DO NOT TOUCH!"

Chapter 3: Laser Traps

Laser traps are not just for show. They're for keeping intruders out. To disable, use the override switch. But be warned: it's hidden behind a Riddle of Doom.

For really tricky traps, use the emergency override. It's on the wall, next to the "HELP" button. Just don't press it by accident. Or on purpose.

For the really, really tricky traps, call in a specialist. Or just use the "Screw it" option. It's behind the secret panel. Just don't ask why.

Want more information on the Riddle of Doom? Here's a sub-page on the subject.