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Top Secret Underground Lair: North Wing

Contingency Planning for the Apocalypse

Located beneath the surface, where the coffee flows like lava and the air is always stale, this is the place where the world's top secret agents come to prepare for the coming doomsday.

The Menu

Important Documents:

Plan 1: The Nuclear Option
Plan 2: The Great Escape
Plan 3: The Robot Uprising

Schedule:

Today's schedule includes:

12:00 PM - Emergency Drill: "The Cheese Has Melted!"
2:00 PM - Meeting with the Accountants to discuss the budget for the impending apocalypse.
6:00 PM - Secret Handshake with a certain foreign government to secure vital resources.

News:

We have been informed that the world above has finally run out of avocado. This means we must accelerate our preparations for the coming doomsday.

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